For when you want your lips to look like a donut.

One of the more confusing trends in recent years is the thing where a certain kind of person gets their lips plumped up to the size of a hot dog. For those with tiny, skinny lips (British people), this might make sense. Others just end up looking like they got stung by a bee, their lips fat and red like that one kid in elementary school who wouldn’t stop chewing on his sleeves.

Do what you want with your body; I really couldn’t care less. But this? Well, to be frank, I just don’t like this.